Funny SMS

[سيدة الرماد]

Funny SMS
enjoy it


SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..




Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window*
u put ur face out*
then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS

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hhhhhhhhhhhh
so funny


TEACHER:
what is the different between
problem and challenge????
STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem
1boy+3girls=challenge..


Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now*
Police or Ambulance?



U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say*
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!




Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging
sms to a mentally disabled friend
I have done !!!



Twinkle Twinkle little star*
You should know what you are*
And once you know what you are*
Mental hospital is not so far




What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs……..



Dad : Son* what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad*
just a radio with a sports car around it.





Everything is incomplete without ME
..mory
Co..dy
Ti..
Ga..
So..thing
..aning
Even this ..ssage!
So dont forget ME

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Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.



Father to son:
whenever i beat you*
you dont get annoyed*
how you control your anger?
son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toothbrush


Girl: When we get married*
I want to share all your worries*
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you*
darling* But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet



TEACHER: Arshad* name one important thing
we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Arshad: Me!

I wrote your name on sand*
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air*
it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart &
i got Heart Attack.


Our friendship means a lot to me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window
I look down & then
.
.
.
I laugh again


The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made*
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything* Make Sure
Its Cheap”




A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife



Man 1:
“I m Always Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Business.”
Man 2:
“Why* What Do You Do?”
Man 1:
“i’ve A Company* Make
Tissue Papers

[RoseDew2011]

Girl: When we get married*
I want to share all your worries*
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you*
darling* But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet

looooooooooooooool



I liked what u wrote here especially this one

thx 4 the nice sms


thanks a lot


والله يعين هالولد هههههههههههههههه

[سيدة الرماد]

سندس نورتي عزيزتي

[silvertulip21]

Hahaha that was funny

[نبض القلب]

hahahahahaha
its realy so funny
I laugh deep from my heart hahahaha
thank u very mutch for this nice object

[la mariposa]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة سيدة الرماد

Funny SMS
enjoy it

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..

Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window*
u put ur face out*
then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS

^
^
^
hhhhhhhhhhhh
so funny

TEACHER:
what is the different between
problem and challenge????
STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem
1boy+3girls=challenge..

What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs……..

oh my i really stuk with this
really what i should do
the first then i will be a mokey
the seconed i will be a donkey really
ooooooooooh my god
please help me
hahahahahahahaha

thanks dear
it's anice jokes hhhhhhhhh